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      4 Oct 2011

      Regarding Lady GaGa

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      "I think her music is targeted to a specific audience. Fat chicks and guys who want to be fat chicks." ~ SGT Burt
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      19 Sep 2011

      Quick Draw McGraw EPIC FAIL

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      (download)
      Click here to download:
      CLOSE_COMBAT_SELF-DEFENSE_PISTOL_FAIL_1.wmv (3.63 MB)

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      9 Sep 2011

      I'd Murder a Kitten to be this Funny

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      via static.happyplace.com

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      9 Sep 2011

      Validation Check

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      ME: "Emma, am I funny?"

      EMMA: "Well, you'd be really funny if you stood on your nose! Hee hee hee ... but then you'd be sideways and you couldn't fit in here."

      Conclusion: I may or may not be funny to my five-year-old, but I'm definately too large to lay down in the girls' upstairs bathroom. :-\

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      12 Aug 2011

      The Macbook “Air”

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      22 Jun 2011

      Add "check the cotter pin" to the final checklist

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      1 Jun 2011

      Franchise LOL

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      Franchise-lol

      via juliasegal.tumblr.com

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      27 May 2011

      Wait until the brownies are completely cool…

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      Via "Adam Speaks Out of Turn".
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      25 May 2011

      HOLD UP! I'm Lando Calrissian!

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      hOL

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      15 May 2011

      When I Grow up

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      5-Yr-Old: "Daddy... I want to be an astronaut when I grow up."

      Me (proud father moment): "I think that's wonderful, sweetheart. I think you can certainly do that."

      5-Yr-Old: "Actually, I want to be a clown. And I want to teach an elephant to ride a tricycle."

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